I LOVE THIS
Thank. Fucking. You.
Abercrombie & Fitch, look at this assholes.
IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS SHIT TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.
science has happened today
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Reblogging for the comments
this is the best chain of comments ever. period.
can I be a shareholder?
Best idea ever!
Tiger & Bunny
My Little Pony
Game of Thrones
oh my god the accuracy here hurts.
Ouran Host Club
How to train your dragon:
Rise of the Guardians:
H O W ?!
I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.
there are no words
wow dang dangle
the second part is what got me
the differences in the volume of water makes the glass change pitch when you drag your finger across the edge. more water, lower pitch and visa versa.
I must reblog… Help I am under the imperious curse.
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
I drive more than 45 minutes to get to work…
When I go to California or North Carolina, it’s like, getting out of Texas is half the trip at least. It’s the most exciting thing to see the “now leaving Texas” signs.
And here I thought going to Paris from the Netherlands took long jesus
fucking hell it takes me nine hours to drive THREE STATES
most of that is going through oklahoma
like bill cosby said, “in Europe you can driver for 2 hours and run into a new language. Not here. Here we can drive eight days without running into a new language.
moth is exhausted
moth ran out of fucks to give
It looks like a fluffy Dorito.
What ever you do don’t eat a fluffy Dorito… it’ll turn out really bad.
Mr. Flameo Alchemist
so i thought, how funny would a fullmetal alchemist and legend of korra crossover comic be? I just recently saw the episode in brotherhood where Mustang gets cocky against Scar while it’s raining and he almost dies because he forgot and was barely saved by Hawkeye… that’s where I got this idea lmao
so I hope I did mustang’s hotness justice
and I decided to draw Korra in her modern getup because it would make most sense in this comic, I think
korra belongs to bryke
mustang belongs to arakawa
MUST REBLOG THEN SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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