Crafting Is In My Blood

ladyknucklesinshape:

healthyshrrrr1mp:

HOLY FUCK

I LOVE THIS

Thank. Fucking. You.

Abercrombie & Fitch, look at this assholes.

Source: justanotherbodyblogger

dweebscar:

mycroftthequeen:

mycroftthequeen:

IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS SHIT TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.

science has happened today

Source: mycroftthequeen

pretty-rage-machine:

froggyk:

petitekleptomania:

forgivemeannabelle:

confringo-:

starry-dawn:

angryarabrants:

vladtheimpala:

jensenapples:

vladtheimpala:

ouyangdan:

ladyfreakingchaos:

tinydragongina:

tyleroakley:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

Reblogging for the comments

this is the best chain of comments ever. period.

can I be a shareholder?

Best idea ever!

Source: moodgelet

deanwinchesterthepiesexual:

bekahboo2391:

Where has this been all my life!?

Source: bekahboo2391

elderheart:

timidkoala:

mikandycane:

pretty-ramblings:

 

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

I drive more than 45 minutes to get to work…

When I go to California or North Carolina, it’s like, getting out of Texas is half the trip at least. It’s the most exciting thing to see the “now leaving Texas” signs.

And here I thought going to Paris from the Netherlands took long jesus

fucking hell it takes me nine hours to drive THREE STATES

most of that is going through oklahoma

like bill cosby said, “in Europe you can driver for 2 hours and run into a new language. Not here. Here we can drive eight days without running into a new language.

Source: time-for-maps

karmannghiaburana:

destroyedforcomfort:

queerpunkscout:

moth is exhausted

moth ran out of fucks to give

It looks like a fluffy Dorito.

What ever you do don’t eat a fluffy Dorito… it’ll turn out really bad.

Source: mothsaregreat